A man identified only as Quan has died after a Liao Dynasty (907-1125 AD) tomb he was attempting to rob collapsed on him. Six people who were also involved in the attempted theft were still trying to extract him when police arrived.
Ironically, the tomb he was trying to raid had nothing in it – most likely because it was emptied by previous tomb robbers.[Tomb Raider Dies as Grave Collapses on Top of Him]
Only a limerick can do justice to this adventurer:
There lived a man in China called Quan.
He wanted a bag full of yuan
His role model was Indiana Jones
But all people heard were loud moans
When under a tomb, they found him withdrawn.
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