For choosing the guest for India's Republic Day celebrations, the Foreign Office was give a specific set of criteria. First, the guest had to be a dictator and second, he had to be responsible for the death of very normal people.
Since our leaders are elected, the theory was that it is nice to have a guest who is chosen by other divine powers. It is a Yin/Yang thing. There were few people who matched this criteria, like Yasser Arafat, Joseph Stalin, and Chairman Mao. The Foreign Office tried to contact them, but were informed that they were all dead. The Foreign Office has put a tender to update their database.
Then they found that the Saudi King is alive and he met the criteria perfectly. It was only recently that hijackers from his country had crashed planes into the twin-towers, Pentagon and Somerset County, Pennsylvania killing 2986 innocent Americans. Saudi Arabia's other main export, Wahhabism had successfully created terrorists all around the world and were killing innocent civilians in the name of a God. Saudi Arabia was also an important buddy of Pakistan and that sealed the case.
When this King visited India, no one found the need to protest and no one called him a murderer or terrorist. When the President of United States visits India, people are lifting heavy words like "imperialism, neo-colonism, " and throwing on unsuspecting public. The protests are mainly by the Communists, the same set of people who murder people in the name of Mao and pour oil on women for standing in elections.
In a bid to sensationalize the burning of effigies and protest marches, newspapers have come up with headlines like "Indians protest the visit of Bush". While there are thousands of Communists and Muslims protesting the visit, it should also be noted that the remaining billion people are not protesting this visit. In fact, a vast majority of Indians have a positive image of America and consider President Bush as a friend of India.
Fareed Zakaria sums it well when he says
But India has many more ideologues, who are fighting against its forward-looking prime minister, Manmohan Singh. First there is the Foreign Service bureaucracy, which seems stuck in the 1950s—using stale concepts like nonalignment, colonialism and Third World solidarity. (No, this is not a joke, they really do think this way.) Add to them India's nuclear scientists, who have gotten very comfortable in their cloistered world. As in any protected industry, the scientists don't want to be exposed to international transparency, largely for fear that it would reveal that their products and processes actually are not cutting-edge. Then there are India's communists, who are in some ways stuck in the 1850s, when Karl Marx was writing his tracts on class conflict, for whom reflexive anti-Americanism is still a guiding principle.[Nixon to China, Bush to India]
The only positive thing in this whole selective outrage industry is that the
Verbal Terrorist has become a humor writer. This is what she had to finally say
Since the Purana Qila also houses the Delhi zoo, George Bush's audience will be a few hundred caged animals and an approved list of caged human beings who in India go under the category of "eminent persons." [.] So what's going to happen to George W Bush? Will the gorillas cheer him on? Will the gibbons curl their lips? Will the brow-antlered deer sneer? Will the chimps make rude noises? Will the owls hoot? Will the lions yawn and the giraffes bat their beautiful eyelashes? Will the crocs recognise a kindred soul? Will the quails give thanks that Bush isn't travelling with Dick Cheney, his hunting partner with the notoriously bad aim? Will the CEOs agree?[The Ink of Fury]
Sandeep has the mandated-by-law
fisking.
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